I noticed tonight that my new glasses make my gigantic face look smaller in pictures. I will do ANYTHING to appear thinner, especially in photographs. Let's be honest the pictures will outlast me. I want someone, someday, to flip through a photo album and say, damn he looked much better than I remember. So the new frames make me look thinner- it is only a matter of time until I am wearing giant BOZO the CLOWN glasses. I am okay with this. As you age- like when you are really old you shrink. And, the older you are the more often you feel cold and you want a sweater and a scarf and big baggy clothes. By the time I am 80 I will look exactly like Mary-Kate Olsen.
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